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Your husband is lazy if when h...

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

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Your husband is lazy if the di...

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, 'A teaspoon before going to bed,' and in one day he uses seven bottles.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

Your husband is lazy if coffee...

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

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When he proposed he said, 'We...

When he proposed he said, 'We'll make such beautiful music together,' but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

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Everybody knows how lazy he is...

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

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Once Fang took pep pills and t...

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

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I still take the pill. I don't...

I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

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How do you know they're growin...

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

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I'm looking for a perfume to o...

I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.

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I always wondered how I could ...

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

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I love to go to the doctor. Wh...

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

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I was so wrinkled I could scre...

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

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I like to serve chocolate cake...

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

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On the way to the delivery roo...

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

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Becoming a comedienne was my w...

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

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Let me tell you, a discussion ...

Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.

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self-pity is better than none....

self-pity is better than none.

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[When to have a facelift:] If ...

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

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[On plastic surgery:] When I d...

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

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My plastic surgeon ... said my...

My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.

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