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Two is company; three is fift...

Two is company; three is fifty bucks.

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"I wouldn't go over here to L...

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

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The only way I can get a man ...

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

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Everyone thinks Angelina Joli...

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

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I think anyone who's perfectl...

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

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I have to tell you that it's ...

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

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Show business can be an addic...

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

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My perfect last meal would be...

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

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I started my career in a town...

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

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My body is dropping so fast, ...

My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

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[On plastic surgery:] My mott...

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

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I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm ...

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

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Don't talk to me about gravit...

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

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Russell Brand has announced t...

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

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All babies look like Ren?e Ze...

All babies look like Ren?e Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

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The only street I like is Rue...

The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.

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Because I'm the only performe...

Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

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My grandson is mad at me. He'...

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

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I was just reading about the ...

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

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My mother was a very elegant ...

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....