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I'm always shocked when I get...

I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party.

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Yeah, I read history. But it ...

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

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I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' f...

I am a huge 'Downton Abbey' fan - huge!

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My routines come out of total...

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

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Every comedian is furious. Ag...

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

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I get butterflies before I go...

I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.

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The worst thing that ever hap...

The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.

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My obstetrician was so dumb t...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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I am never honored. My career...

I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

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What are people going to do? ...

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

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I am for anyone that will giv...

I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote.

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I just get such a connection ...

I just get such a connection from an audience. You play with them. I get mad at them. I yell at them. They yell at me. It's just fun.

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I hate old people, I hate chi...

I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

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My eyes opened, and the first...

My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes.

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Before we make love my husban...

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

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Don't tell your kids you had ...

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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Nobody wants to hear that you...

Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me.

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I've always been salaried; I'...

I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.

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I love Katy Perry! She's very...

I love Katy Perry! She's very charming.

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Life is hard. And we better l...

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

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