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I love being a dad. I just lo...

I love being a dad. I just love it.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

A lot of advertising has gott...

A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I think of myself more as a s...

I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Crankiness is at the essence ...

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

When you make a TV show, they...

When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I don't want to be too critic...

I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Well, Howard Stern has been d...

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

If you're a surfer, you just ...

If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling.

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There's different kinds of la...

There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

You want to do good things, a...

You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I have this old '57 Porsche S...

I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

I wrote an article on a new P...

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

When I was a comic in the 198...

When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

For me, it's a purity thing a...

For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it completely clean and it works. If it does, then that's a legitimate item you have there. For me, it's nothing to do with finding those words offensive. It's just not what I'm in search of. Do it clean, and you are really earning that laugh.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

There's very little advice in...

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

The first real thought that I...

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

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It's amazing that the amount ...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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My theory is 98 percent of al...

My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

People who read the tabloids ...

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

Men don't care what's on TV. ...

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Jerry Seinfeld 313 quotes

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