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Groucho: You know I think you...

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'll never forget my wedding ...

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

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Take two turkeys, one goose, ...

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The Alps are a simple folk, l...

The Alps are a simple folk, living on a diet of old shoes. And the Lord Alps those who alp themselves.

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If income tax is the price yo...

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.

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I'm gonna put extra blankets,...

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

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Only if the computers really ...

Only if the computers really love each other.

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I was going to thrash them wi...

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

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Obviously there was no point ...

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

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She's afraid that if she leav...

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates h...

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

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I could dance with you till t...

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

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Do they allow tipping on the ...

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

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I came here for a party and w...

I came here for a party and what do I get? Nothing. Not even Ice cream.

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Well, art is art, isn't it? S...

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.

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Clowns work as well as aspiri...

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of...

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

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The trouble with writing a bo...

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

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Gerald Ford was unknown throu...

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

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We in the industry know that ...

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....