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I did toy with the idea of do...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A moose is an animal with hor...

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Madam, you're making history,...

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You get a canoe later and I'l...

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

It isn't so much that hard ti...

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I must say I find television ...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I can see you in the kitchen ...

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If they'd lower the taxes and...

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Ice Water? Get some Onions - ...

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Go, and never darken my towel...

Go, and never darken my towels again

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Don’t ever underestimate the ...

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

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Firefly: Where is your husban...

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I could dance with you until ...

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why don't you go home to your...

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

In France, for example, it is...

In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Believe me, you have to get u...

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

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The difference between a poli...

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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No one is completely unhappy ...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I've met a lot of pin-up girl...

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down

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Wages? You want to be wage sl...

Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....