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You've got a goal in life. I'v...

You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'd have liked to have gone to...

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Chico: 'Here's the book, it's...

Chico: 'Here's the book, it's a dollar' Groucho: 'Here's a ten, and shoot the change.' Chico: 'I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

One of the best hearing aids a...

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Today's Father Day and we're g...

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.

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I hate London when it's not ra...

I hate London when it's not raining.

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Firefly: Where is your husband...

Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The first part of the party of...

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

No one is completely unhappy a...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You've forgotten those June ni...

You've forgotten those June nights at the Riviera...the night I drank Champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have been more but you were wearing inner soles.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Always examine the dice....

Always examine the dice.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'm going to Iowa for an award...

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.

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I don't want to join the kind ...

I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The admission fee was a viper'...

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse.

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If you're not having fun, you'...

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of ...

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

There was no need to inform us...

There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

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Only one man in a thousand is ...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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Any place I hang my head is ho...

Any place I hang my head is home.

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Wages? You want to be wage sla...

Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you're out! Remember, there's nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post. Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter....

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....