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I'm not a vegetarian, but I ea...

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Given the choice between a wom...

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A cigar makers organization on...

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I have nothing but respect for...

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Whatever it is, I'm against it...

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

There's one thing I always wan...

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

There is no sweeter sound than...

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

He's so full of alcohol, if yo...

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue...

Mrs. Teasdale calls for rescue and Firefly delivers the famous line to his cohorts as they rescue her: 'Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.'

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He [Groucho's father] had abso...

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why would I want to join an or...

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I did toy with the idea of doi...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If women dressed for men, the ...

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Life is a whim of several bill...

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'm not crazy about reality, b...

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Clowns work as well as aspirin...

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

That's bad luck: three on a mi...

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From 'At The Circus

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Just give me a comfortable cou...

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Some people claim that marriag...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Blessed are the cracked, for t...

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

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