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I'll never forget my wedding ...

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I can see you in the kitchen ...

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I must say I find television ...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ANOTHER VERSION I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

It isn't so much that hard ti...

It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You get a canoe later and I'l...

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Madam, you're making history,...

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A moose is an animal with hor...

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I did toy with the idea of do...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Heifer cow is better than non...

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Years ago, I tried to top eve...

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Mr.Blank's reputation as a ca...

Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

One woman and one man might h...

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Remember men, you are fightin...

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Groucho: You know I think you...

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I could dance with you till t...

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Obviously there was no point ...

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

She's afraid that if she leav...

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates h...

Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: "The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you." Firefly replies: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I was going to thrash them wi...

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Do they allow tipping on the ...

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

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