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As you swim the river of live,...

As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.

George Carlin 952 quotes

You know why we're good at it?...

You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had ten major wars. We average a major war every twenty years. So we're good at it!

George Carlin 952 quotes

McDonald's breakfast for under...

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Professional soldiers are peop...

Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Sun worship is fairly simple. ...

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The Muslims observe their Sabb...

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Looking back, I realize that m...

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, 'Get this asshole outta here!'

George Carlin 952 quotes

In the doggie dictionary, unde...

In the doggie dictionary, under 'bow wow' it says, 'See 'arf arf.''

George Carlin 952 quotes

When you look at the average A...

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Those who dance are considered...

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

George Carlin 952 quotes

What year did Jesus think it w...

What year did Jesus think it was?

George Carlin 952 quotes

MeowЂќ means 'woofЂќ in cat....

MeowЂќ means 'woofЂќ in cat.

George Carlin 952 quotes

You're really spread out now, ...

You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

George Carlin 952 quotes

So I say, 'Live and let live.Ђ...

So I say, 'Live and let live.Ђќ That's my motto. 'Live and let live.Ђќ And anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family.

George Carlin 952 quotes

There's some invisible guy, up...

There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.

George Carlin 952 quotes

There may or may not be atheis...

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If a pig loses its voice, is i...

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

George Carlin 952 quotes

Trying to be happy by accumula...

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

George Carlin 952 quotes

Tell the people you love that ...

Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

George Carlin 952 quotes

When I was a kid, if a guy got...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

George Carlin 952 quotes

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