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Give now. Somewhere, someone f...

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.

George Carlin 952 quotes

In high school, when I first h...

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I don't understand why prostit...

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

George Carlin 952 quotes

Medical researchers have disco...

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The surgeon general warned tod...

The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I should think it takes a fair...

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

George Carlin 952 quotes

Christian Deodorant: 'Thou Sh...

Christian Deodorant: 'Thou Shalt Not Smell'

George Carlin 952 quotes

You're all going to die. I hat...

You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.

George Carlin 952 quotes

'Fussy eater' is a euphemism...

'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass.'

George Carlin 952 quotes

The mayfly lives only one day....

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

George Carlin 952 quotes

In Hawaii they say, 'aloha.'...

In Hawaii they say, 'aloha.' That's a nice one, It means both 'hello' and 'good-bye' Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.

George Carlin 952 quotes

A pear is a failed apple....

A pear is a failed apple.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Why do they bother with a suic...

Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? 'Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself.'

George Carlin 952 quotes

The owner of a Florida massage...

The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. 'There weren't any serious violations,' said the officers, 'she just rubbed us the wrong way.'

George Carlin 952 quotes

When I was young I used to rea...

When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I never worry that all hell wi...

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

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I hope no one asks me to show ...

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

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Israeli murderers are called ...

Israeli murderers are called 'commandos,' Arab commandos are called 'terrorists.'

George Carlin 952 quotes

To me, fast food is when a che...

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

George Carlin 952 quotes

If I ever lose my mind I hope ...

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.

George Carlin 952 quotes

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....