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Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

George Carlin 952 quotes

We are a nation of sheep, and ...

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I think I am, therefore, I am....

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

George Carlin 952 quotes

It's all bullshit, folks and i...

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

George Carlin 952 quotes

There's this man who lives in ...

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

George Carlin 952 quotes

I have lots of ideas. Trouble ...

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

George Carlin 952 quotes

The bloodiest, most brutal war...

The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!

George Carlin 952 quotes

The only thing high-definition...

The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.

George Carlin 952 quotes

When something is 'new and imp...

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

George Carlin 952 quotes

In restaurants where they serv...

In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see 'frog torsos' on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that

George Carlin 952 quotes

A crumb is a great thing: If y...

A crumb is a great thing: If you break a crumb in half, you don't get two half-crumbs, you get two crumbs. Doesn't that violate some law of physics?

George Carlin 952 quotes

When you think about it, 12:15...

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Where do we get our values fro...

Where do we get our values from?

George Carlin 952 quotes

What exactly is 'viewer discre...

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Governments don't want a popul...

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies,

George Carlin 952 quotes

Isn't it a bit unnerving that ...

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practiceЂќ?

George Carlin 952 quotes

You take 5 white guys and you ...

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

George Carlin 952 quotes

I was a loner as a child. I ha...

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Tits always look better in a p...

Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

George Carlin 952 quotes

Some people have no idea what ...

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....