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There is no hell, there's onl...

There is no hell, there's only France

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I have been monitoring your e...

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Asked random questions about ...

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Find you a bridge and take a ...

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I mean, let's look at it in t...

I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well, 99 percent of on the songs on the radio deal with the topic of love and we use the term loosely. So, kids have heard love, love, love, love ... the minute they turn on the radio. Do you see any kids doing love? I see them doing crack ... but not love. So, it's bullshit!

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

People make a lot of fuss abo...

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I can take about an hour on t...

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The soul of our music, The Mo...

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Roller-skates and disco are a...

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Certification from one source...

Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you're smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you're good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you're doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The rock and roll business is...

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I think you should leave it u...

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Classical musicians go to the...

Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock?n roll musicians go to the garages.

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You're baloney without the ma...

You're baloney without the mayo.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I'm not going to be Bill Clin...

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Hey, let's get serious... God...

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

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The whole music business in t...

The whole music business in the United States is based on numbers, based on unit sales and not on quality. It's not based on beauty, it's based on hype and it's based on cocaine. It's based on giving presents of large packages of dollars to play records on the air.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Let's be realistic about this,...

Let's be realistic about this, the guitar can be the single most blasphemous device on the face of the earth. That's why I like it . . . The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar: now that's my idea of a good time.

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Jazz is the music of unemploym...

Jazz is the music of unemployment.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

There are only two things to r...

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....