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The problem with drugs is tha...

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

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I mean, if you want to hurt y...

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

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I think that if you use the s...

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

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Bad facts make bad law, and p...

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.

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Cocaine decisions that you ma...

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

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You don't dig me, I don't und...

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

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The ONLY thing that seems to ...

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

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Scientists believe that the u...

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

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My theory is that there is no...

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

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Elvis has left the building t...

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

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Fact of the matter is, there ...

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.

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Find you a bridge and take a ...

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

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Asked random questions about ...

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

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I have been monitoring your e...

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

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There is no hell, there's onl...

There is no hell, there's only France

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I think love lyrics have cont...

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

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Anybody hear the great news, ...

Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

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There are three things that s...

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

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You don't think I work 14 hou...

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

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They tried to make me go to C...

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....