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It's a lot of anti-gay, racis...

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

David Cross 91 quotes

I remember being a kid and th...

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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I think I'd be a really good ...

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

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I'm of the mindset that most ...

I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.

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I'd be curious to find out, b...

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

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Occasionally I'll watch Fox N...

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

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If there are a couple of adje...

If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I naturally communicate. But I'm not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. I'm just angry in a mild way - it's not like I'm going to do anything about it.

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I hate bumper stickers, you c...

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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Religion triggers a lot of em...

Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.

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Where my comedy really solidi...

Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.

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I was heavily influenced by A...

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

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There is also a kind of mean-...

There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.

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You cannot win a War on Terro...

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

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Hopefully people will be rein...

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

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I am truly passionate and con...

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

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And it's one more shitty thin...

And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.

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We should just get somebody f...

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

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Nobody is going to be as bad ...

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

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I'm pretty happy. I obviously...

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

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It's not that I don't have ki...

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....