Hummingbirds
I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours
They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers
And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds
They always hav...
522 песни
I Lost On Jeopardy
Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my ...
522 песни
I Love Rocky Road
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
And vanilla just leaves me cold,
There's j...
522 песни
I Remember Larry
Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off
and he took those color pictures
And posted co...
522 песни
I wanna new duck
I want a new duck.
One that won't try to bite.
One that won't chew a hole in my socks.
One that won't quack all night.
I want a new duck.
One with big webbed feet....
522 песни
I Want A New Duck
I want a new duck.
One that won't try to bite.
One that won't chew a hole in my socks.
One that won't quack all night.
I want a new duck.
One with big webbed...
522 песни
I Was Only Kidding
Al Yankovic)
When I said I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you<...
522 песни
Iguana
I could tell you a story about the Iguana
But right at the moment I don't really wanna
sallysally@usa.net...
522 песни
Introduction Carnival Of The Animals Part Two
parody of "Carnival Of The Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens)
This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all living creatures
You'll find that it's not...
522 песни
Isle Thing
Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K.
She made a date for a half past eight, and I said, "What the hey."
So I journeyed to her crib, and I let myself inside.
That chick...
522 песни
Jerry Springer
It's been, one week since we got to see,
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry.
5 days since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crackhoe
3 days since we ...
522 песни
Jurassic Park
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day...
522 песни
King Of Suede
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all yo...
522 песни
Lasagna
La-la-la-la-lasagna.
You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico,
Or a-maybe spaghetti!
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go?
Mama mia bambino!
Mama mia bambino, 'sam...
522 песни
Laundry Day
You gotta keep 'em separated
You like the latest fashions
You'd like to keep 'em clean
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing mach...
522 песни
Leisure Suit Serenade
Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans
People say I look kinda odd
Well, I'm never accepted in the social set
'Cause they say that I'm a clod
But once in a while, I ...
522 песни
Let Me Be Your Hog
Let me be your hog
Let me be your hog now
Oh, babe, baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby baby...
522 песни
Like A Surgeon
I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the in...
522 песни
Living With A Hernia
Yes! You guessed it; another music lyric file by:
Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)
email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu
*Living With A Hernia* by "Weird" Al Ya...
522 песни
Matter Of Crust
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced
And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice
But you know it will go stale again
Always does, its just a question of when
522 песни
Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками
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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...
Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют
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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...
Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие
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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...
Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...
Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие
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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....