Melanie
chorus: Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
She lived across the street on t...
chorus: Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
She lived across the street on t...
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less,
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.
I was only passin' by,
But a paper caught my eye,
And I ...
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He ...
Beverly.
Beverly Hillbillies.
Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
T...
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.
I see him 'most every day.
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:
(iron lung sounds)
Ya k...
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How do...
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How do...
Oooh, my little hungry one,
Hungry one.
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader
HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader
The power, of the dark side. I...
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most horrifying film to hit the screen.
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,
And he hacks up two or three in ev...
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born
I've made so many albums
I'...
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs
Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With ...
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab<...
Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
So I pulled your name out of m...
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
I lost one of my...
Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my fans.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that...
[Tax Man/The Beatles]
(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman...
(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the...
Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
Saturday night, it's the ...
mutton dagger, old blind bob
hanging johnny, fishing rod,
tallywhacker, pocket rocket
one eyed trouser trout
ding dong, ankle spanker
pork sword, engine cran...
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