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Little Lars

Never seen a scar

Put his fans behind bars

Can't you see

MP3

Man you're stealin from me

You shoulda bought a CD



I keep my...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody)

(Weird Al Yankovic)



Look,if had,one shot,to sit on ur lazy butts,and watch all the tv u wanted,

untill ur brain turned to mush,would go for it...or just let it slip



Yo....

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated

The doctor had compassion

He tried to cure my disease

I was sweatin' on the way to the op room

Getting sedatives to put me at ease



They put me on a gurney in a hospital...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Which Bsb Is Gay?

Yeah

We are on fire, we have desires

But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay



But we don't want to be mean

Since now he's a queen

Don't ask please

Which...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a rifle in his h...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no ...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

She Gotta Pee

(knock, knock, knock)

-Hey, let me in I gotta Go!

-Wait didn't you just Go like, a half an hour ago?

-Yeah, but I gotta go again!



Oh, no!

Got a girl with a really ...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Spongebob Squarepants

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Spongebob Squarepants

Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he

Spongebob Squarepants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

Spong...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Star Wars Cantina

(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)

(R2-D2)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,

with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near

so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, ...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

The Great Mighty Poo

me me me me meeeeeee



i am the great mighty poo

and im going to throw my shit at you

a huge suply of thish

come from my chcolate star fish

how about some scat you l...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Win 95 Sucks

music intro - 4 bars



Well I bought it up

Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up

But when I load it up

It says my memory is not enough ...



I've been ru...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Tickle Me Elmo

It was a special day at the toys r us

a big croud of people all making a fuss

4,000 in line and don't you know they'll do anything to get a tickle me elmo

the doors flew open people ...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Who Let The Cows Out?

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?

Moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?

moo(4x)

Who let them cows out?



Well, the farmer was tired, the far...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Bye Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Angry With Boy Polka

Cut my life into pieces

Ive reached my last resort

Suffocation, No breathing,

Don't give a ____ if I cut my arm, bleeding



This Is My Last Resort



Cause Im lo...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Bomb That Iraqi Boy

(intro)

We should kill him

Would be thrilling

Just to kill him



Lets hunt him down

And shoot him in the head

Lets beat the crap out of sadamm

Lets hu...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Bomb Iraq

(intro)

You know ladies and gentleman

A lot of people think that I won because

I look pretty good compared to guys like me

But I don's think that's it at all

So right no...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Big And Loud

I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go

There's 1 thing that I know.

You gotta give the people what they want

Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo...

Nebraska



They lik...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago

They looked so sweet and harmless

Tell me, how was I to know

They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my su...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

Fun Zone

Announcer: Next week on U62...

Announcer: He's back

Announcer: And this time

Announcer: He's mad



Announcer: Gandhi II



Announcer: No more mister passive resi...

Weird Al Yankovic 522 песни

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....