this crazy man called saddam hussein
aint no doubt that the mans insane
he better get used to feeling bribed
in from the south put out his lights
yackety yack bomb iraq
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.
I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
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terrigada dit na giggite...
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We go...
Aquarius!
Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus,
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.
...
This song's just 7 words long
This song's just 7 words long
This song's just 7 words long
This song's just 7 words long
Couldnt think of any lyrics
No I never wrot...
Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink
Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say
Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again
Say, what was your name, anyway
We...
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
An...
Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and...
Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
Oh boobie, boobie
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn`t riot
My boobies, boobies
My breasts are completely full...
Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I'm feelin' like...
I gotta get off this planet
Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I probably spend the rest of my life here
Fixin...
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation in
to maybe cutting them a lit...
(I'm a hoe)
I'm a hoe
Yes I am baby
I wear skimpy clothing it's very tight
I work all night I was out tonight
Waiting for someone to pay me
You've probably seen me ...
I was driving around in old Mexico
I got lost i didnt know wich way to go...
I was confused it was late and i was in a fog,
I ran over the taco bell dog
I felt that smos...
I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,
I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,
I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
I Felt That...
jamie's got a gun,
jamie's got a gun,
miles on tha run,
hayles dialing 911,
wat made jamie snap,
was he tired of miles crap
They said when jamie was arrested,
...
Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?
Jack: Come on let's do it here,
I'll show you how. Come on!
Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!
Jack: Come on....
No Jack I couldn't possi...
Yo, check this out,
It's a little bit of a problem that I got; Tell me, tell me,
Uh, Its been resolved,
But, it's, uh, a little bit strange.
Let me tell you a little sto...
im the only gay eskimo
im the only one i know
im the only gay eskimo in my tribe
i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka
but all i wanna do is get into his parka...
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