Original: The Offspring - Pretty Fly)
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' ...
with polka music in the background]
Hi
This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour
When I'm not busy signing autographs
Fighting off mobs of beau...
rice, rice baby
rice, rice baby
alright stop, grab a table and a menu
ice is back in his oriental venu
hungry, for a little chop sui
i want chinese , no...
Hey Lucy, I'm home!
Oh, Ricky, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky!
Oh, Lucy, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind.
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he'...
Is it on? Okay
1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6
Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's ...
Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
...
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all t...
When you've get some weed and know where to smoke
Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can!
Put some holes in it and break up your butt
Throw it on the top and now you can smoke som...
I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
{Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen
Gonna tiptoe down and turn on t...
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't...
lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic,
Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.)
Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
A man of intrigue
he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays
and he holds every card
Ca...
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin
Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slac...
Had to park my car for just five minutes.
I had to go inside to use the phone.
When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,
I didn't know it was a loading zone.
What a b...
My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I know what's on the tube
I know ...
Someday I'm gonna pack up
And then I'm goin' back up
To that place where sentimental feelings arouse
Where the grass is so green
And the air is so clean
That...
I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food
This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya
Hope you like it
I don't know why
You fee...
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a na...
"Loser" by Beck
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
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