Mr Popeil
I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How do...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
My Bologna
Oooh, my little hungry one,
Hungry one.
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
My Name Is Darth Vader
HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader
HI my name is... (huh?) my name is (what?) my name is (tiki tiki) Darth Vader
The power, of the dark side. I...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born
I've made so many albums
I'...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs
Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Ode To A Superhero
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab<...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
One More Minute
Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,
So I pulled your name out of m...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Oops I Farted Again
Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my fans.
Oh baby, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Pac Man
[Tax Man/The Beatles]
(one, two, thray, four, one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Pacman
(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Party At The Leper Colony
Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
Saturday night, it's the ...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
Pet Names For Genetalia
mutton dagger, old blind bob
hanging johnny, fishing rod,
tallywhacker, pocket rocket
one eyed trouser trout
ding dong, ankle spanker
pork sword, engine cran...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Phony Calls
Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
And you're stuck inside the house all alone
That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone
Dial a random number up on your ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polka Party!
You could have a big-dipper,
Going up and down all around the bends,
You can have bumber-cars, bumping.
This amusement never ends.
I want to be: your sledgehammer.
I...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polka Patterns
Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns.
I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns.
On my hair, the clothes I wear, my savoir faire is patterns.
...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polka Power!
["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polka Your Eyes Out
Cradle of Love/Billy Idol]
Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the c...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polkamon
krabby, snubble, venonat,
mankey, chansey and zubat
slowking, ditto, butterfree,
lugia and caterpie
oddish, poliwag, goldeen, elekid and nidoqueen
victreebell and ma...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Polkas On 45
They tell us that we lost our tails,
Evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind and sails.
Are we not men, we are Devo.
Are we not men, D-E-V-O.
...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
Vern zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin'...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
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23
Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...
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