Constipated
uh huh Extra Cheese
uh huh uh huh
Save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 Extra larges
What a Shame
No one came
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Couch Potato
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
Crampton Comes Alive
Well, woke up this morning
With a Big Mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my Hot Apple Pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no Coke
Thank yo...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Dare To Be Stupid
Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Dead Car Battery Blues
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come I ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Eat It
How come you're always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
So eat it, just ...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
eBay
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble ...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
Enter Napster
Make A List, Little Lars (?)
Never Seen A Star, Put His Fans Behind Bars
Can't You See, Mp3 means your stealing from me
Should've bought a cd
I keep my T1 open, I'm stealin...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Fast Food
How about making a run for the border
How about me deserving a break today
How about getting some fries with my order
How about finally letting me have it my way
Th...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Fat
Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
Ham on ham on ham o...
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Fatter
Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Fatter
Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me, I'm fatter
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
Flatbush Avenue
Oy
Oy
Down on the street they got bagels
And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox
Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst
Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box
Weird Al Yankovic
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,
Stuck it back in the freeze.
Look at my crust now,
See what I mean.
It's get...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,
And his name is Bernie, Bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
I'm feelin' pretty dismal.
Doctor, doctor,
And his name is Bernie, B...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
The first steak I ordered,
It wasn't very hot.
I had to send it back,
Let 'em have one more shot.
But the second steak I ordered,
Well it was lousy too.
Now I...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 05
Hey! Oooh! Oh!
One rule you all should obey:
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.
Have bread, and vegetables too,
Some dairy products, but whatever you do
...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 06
I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide.
They're always in the mood for something to munch.
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 07
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he'...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 08
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold.
There's just...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
food medley as performed in 1985 - 09
Oh, oh, here she comes.
Boy, she likes that processed meat.
Oh, oh, here she comes.
She's Spameater!...
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
522 песни
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