Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago.
They looked so sweet and harmless.
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave,
A...
They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago.
They looked so sweet and harmless.
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave,
A...
speaking part)
I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, c...
You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating
[burps]
My little vulgar one is so gross
'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she g...
Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone
Now I'll tell y...
Now, you won't find me braggin'
'Bout my big green station wagon
Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'
Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare
Match my wits with a re...
Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobies, boobies
Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah,
My boobies boobies,
My breasts are ...
(Talking)
Ladies and gentlemen. Where is bimbo number 6?
(Sung)
One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,
To the h...
I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot or to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bo...
Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I nee...
Get your program running
Head out to the center
Terminals are waiting
For the data that you'll enter
Everybody says that you're a nerd, but
They should know ...
You can watch Mister Rogers
You can watch Three's Company
And you can turn on Fame
Or the Newlywed Game
Or the Addams Family
Say, you can watch Barney Miller
...
I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passing me by.
I was just about ready,
To curl up and die.
But one day I got a visit,
From the...
Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just dont feel like goin to work
I think I'll call my boss then I'm
Gunna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
This is a new composition which features
A random assortment of all living creatures
You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same
As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-...
DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mei...
Listenin' to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal
My...
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose
I may be just a simple guy
But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high
Cheerios, Coc...
When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block.
He made a great liver pate.
(You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.)
But if there's one thing in this world tha...
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mo...
Some think the Cockroach is a pest
But that's the insect I like best
I love the way they run in fright
When I turn on the kitchen light
And when I squish them on the ...
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