How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
I know it's just a figure of speech - but if your breath and your clothes are bad - your destined to teach - I see the president - I see Lincoln - what the hell was 43% of this place thinking - we wat...
I know it's just a figure of speech - but if your breath and your clothes are bad - your destined to teach - I see the president - I see Lincoln - what the hell was 43% of this place thinking - we wat...
I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beac...
Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't s...
Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E...
The city council met last night the vote was one to six - Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" - The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen - She dreamed that ugly fucker's face ...
i once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all my girlfrie...
This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Everything this year's been a disaster - But I won't let it bother me at all - Nothing's going to bring me down, - It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punc...
I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight.
That's my girl- the drunkest at the party.
She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi.
There she ...
First I think of my health, - then I know some food I have to buy - I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand - why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's - How does it make you...
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - ...
He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar - Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star - Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name - He wasn't from her neighbor...
Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don...
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced - but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge - from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world - Who is legally insane - I'm not afraid and I...
Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't...
one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't ...
This here's my last chance - so it won't hurt to ask - What can I do to make you love me? - I'll learn to speak in French, - I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard - to make you love me - It seems ...
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues...
You know when your sure - that no one gives a crap, - your on the right track - It's a fact - And when you believe, - things are good - it's guaranteed - you're up your ass - It's a fact - Morons thro...
Well I know you been working most nights - And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do - And the twins they've been driving you nuts - But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what- - ...
I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it-
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?
You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!" I...
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