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Johnny Two Bags

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down

But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He

thinks he should be black to have th...

266 песни

Kick Me

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit an animal on hand outs from

an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, unless

I kick some ass or get that d...

266 песни

Live Fast Diarrhea

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price

Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left

them inside her Eating Taco B...

266 песни

N I M B Y

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our

town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter

Eileen She dreamed that ugly fuck...

266 песни

Power Mustache

Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never trust a man with a butt

broom on his face It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down The

source of all your problems, ever...

266 песни

Soup Of The Day

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.

Stain in your pants from your bleeding cup.

Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range.

18 years, I'm still...

266 песни

Take It Back!

Let's go to the place where the food is really good and my order's understood

and they won't drown my food, yeah! Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, just a

party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah...

266 песни

My First Xmas, As A Woman

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I on...

266 песни

Viking Suit

Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frus...

266 песни

I Dont Believe In Santa Clause

I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and sha...

266 песни

Moving Up

Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own - At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out - but it made me get my act together - and learn what life's all about - now I'm self re...

266 песни

Ive Got An Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer

Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer

Clean me up but let me keep my edge,

In the day I like to keep it dignified

But at ni...

266 песни

Youre Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)

I don't need much attention anymore

Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before

And I don't wanna take up all your time

Sometimes I cringe at the thought of ...

266 песни

Bad Birthday Bash

House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I w...

266 песни

Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako

big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - just wait and see - they'll be telling us w...

266 песни

But Then, She Spoke

There she stood - she was a vision - a picture of perfection - so I made the big decision - I'm going to talk to her - I have to show to her it could be magic - and I got the nerve up - So went over t...

266 песни

Canine Euthenasia

I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - cuz your going away - but things will be better in the other world - when you get to heaven - I bet your legs will wo...

266 песни

Choosing You Masters

I think my TV's busted - if not this country's dusted - 'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3, - and they were on the MTV - They were telling the people to rock the what? - Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabee...

266 песни

Failure Is The Best Revenge

For all those who've failed - you will have your day - and you'll hear them say - "I don't understand how things went wrong, - I've always been great, good-looking and strong" - When they feel like yo...

266 песни

Hungry For You

Hey baby - where you going tonight? - And are you taking me with you? - I love you so much - I want you to know - I really love you so - I want you to be my lady forever - and ever and ever and ever -...

266 песни

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....