Ray Collins (vocals)

Jimmy Carl Black (drums)

Billy Mundi (drums)

Roy Estrada (bass)

Don Preston (keyboards)

Bunk Gardner (woodwinds)

Motorhead Sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She was my steady date

Until she put on weight

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out

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ma-ma My Emma

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ma-ma My Emma

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

There's a big dilemma

About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah

She used to knock me out

Until her face broke out