Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say el solo number one
With a bocephu...
I just can't seem to blend
Into society
I have no hope for this dim
Simplicity of law and order
By whose rules I see no rhyme in
The reason
I hold no hope for this holy treason
Of love and so s...
Who's this guitar-playing sonsa bitch? , is a question common asked.
On his head a bucket of chicken bones, on his face a plaster mask.
He's the bastard son of a preacher man, on the town he left a ...
Here they come
Here come the bastards
I heard it from a confidant -
Who heard it form a confidant
They're definitely on their way
There's one with this idea
Something about a hammer head shark
...
I've seen them out at soco
They're pounding sixteen penny nails
The truckers on the interstate
Have been known to ride the rails
The sweat is beating on the brow
Can't keep these fellas down
'ca...
In a town in southernmost sicily
Lived a family too proud to be poor
In the year that fever took father away
They hastened for american shores
Now a mother and her son are standing in line
It's a...
I'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night,...
When the going gets tough
And the stomach acids flow
The cold wind of conformity
Is nipping at your nose
When some trendy new atrocity
Has brought you to your knees
Come with us we'll sail the
...
I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and butt-head show.
Other day I ...
In 1986, the university of californa at davis
Saw two of it's all-time brightest stars,
Dr. alphonse mephisto and dr. arnie abesacraben.
Dr. mephisto worked hard towards his thesis - his goal
Was ...
As I stand in the shower
Singing opera and such
Pondering the possibility that i
Pull the pud too much
There's a scent that fills the air
Is it flatus? just a touch.
And it makes me think of you...
Felt a pang late one afternoon
I was fishin' off muir beach
With larry lalonde
Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich
And I started to chew
Pretty soon ler's yellin
Fish on. fish on
I was just a littl...
We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
halls of old to honor
a man they call
Sathington Willoughby.
There's a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel ...
What are you wanting from me? Look over my shoulder as much as you
please.
We're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with disease.
And what are you hoping to see? Wou...
Rancor, rancor. Wake up and thank her. Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weight
the anchor.
Rancor, rancor. You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry.
Rancor, rancor. Isabella Dzerman ...
You can have a lolly pop
a candy bar a jelly bean.
I'll buy you a rainbow
to hang above your door.
It's pudding time.
Laughter is a sweet
You can't put a pr...
Military show is Blastin' off to Kosovo.
Military show with lightning speed.
Sensitivity? Oh, just a rusty nail in the corporate show.
How many stabs before we bleed?
They broke out in laughter again,
his lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in,
and he stood by and waited to be called.
The talk was of times that had gone by
and th...
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