Welcome to This World
Oh, welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champagne and swimming pools
Well, all you have to lose is your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life
We ...
263 песни
Bob
I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself
Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived
His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store
Only to find ...
263 песни
To Defy The Laws of Tradition
What if christmas didn't come this year
And no one paid for christmas cheer?
Who would cry the biggest tear,
The child or the store?
Why do brides wear virgin white?
Most do not deserve that r...
263 песни
The Toys Go Winding Down
An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today.
The first time in his life he's made that step.
Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity.
He's entered in a race that must be won.
...
263 песни
Groundhog's Day
When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang.
I was hungerin' for some apple pie.
Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit.
Washed the sleep out of my eye.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day....
263 песни
John The Fisherman
When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school,
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmer's daughters.
Alienated from the c...
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The Hecker
Through the door it slithers in,
Accompanied by it's peers.
Always groveling for attention,
While no one really hears.
In it's mind it's full of wit
And quite the social king.
It plants itself a...
263 песни
Jellikit
Jellikit
I just want to satisfy you
I would like to rectify you
Pay no attention to what you've heard
This mediocrity is so absurd. but
I won't listen to erratic advice
Don't make me ask you nic...
263 песни
Harold of The Rocks
It was a weekend's eve,
I had sex on my breath
I was lookin' for somethin' to see.
With a borrowed black
Leather and my best fishin' hat.
Well it was just wendy o. and me.
We called old swamp
U...
263 песни
Pudding Time
You can have a lolly pop
A candy bar a jelly bean.
I'll buy you a rainbow
To hang above your door.
It's pudding time.
Laughter is a sweet
You can't put a price on.
When laughter's all gone
Dad...
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Tommy The Cat
I remember as it were a meal ago
Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled it's way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met it's demise w...
263 песни
Frizzle Fry
Hello all you boys and girls.
I'd like to take you to the inside world.
It's quite an irregular place to be.
But never fear you're safe with me.
Well, maybe.
Golden hair of macrame'
Against the ...
263 песни
Too Many Puppies
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spille dso that
We may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies
Too many...
263 песни
Sathington Willoughby
We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington willoughby.
There's a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel that must be
Told then I go on to
Speak ...
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The Pressman
By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my notes on tab at my side
I don't see the sun much these days
A fluorescent tan covers my hide
How much impact shall I have this time?
My goal today is to ...
263 песни
Spaghetti Western
Why do we do this c.g. and i?
Every night vegetables,
Minds numbed up by thc.
I've got my pen, c.g. the remote.
Laurel and hardy's the best bet at four a.m. on a friday
No dreads about the worki...
263 песни
Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say el solo number one
With a bocephu...
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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...
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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...
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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....