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To Defy The Laws Of Tradition


What if Christmas didnt
come this year
And no one paid for
christmas cheer
Who would cry the
biggest tear
The child or the store
Why do brides wear virgin
white
Most do not deserve that ...

263 песни

John The Fisherman



When he was young
you'd not find him doing well in school.
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmer's daughters.
Alienated f...

263 песни

Too many puppies



Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled
so that we may maintain our oil fields.

Too many puppies...

263 песни

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver


Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocephu...

263 песни

Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers


I've seen them out at Soco
They're pounding sixteen penny nails
The truckers on the interstate
Have been known to ride the rails
The sweat is beating on the brow
Can't keep these fellas down
'...

263 песни

Tommy the cat


"I remember as if it were a meal ago"

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever
foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its de...

263 песни

My Name Is Mud


My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
...

263 песни

Mr. Krinkle



Hello Mr. Krinkle how are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry

Say there Mr. Krinkle
let's cruise the Bastard boat
...

263 песни

DMV


I've been to hell. I spell it...
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there
knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
I'...

263 песни

Over The Electric Grapevine


They headed southward from San Francisco,
To be with Chuckles and the others.
With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair,
They looked like golden brothers.
They drove a Datsun, an autom...

263 песни

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver



Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came Lou wit...

263 песни

Southbound Pachyderm


Quite a surprise
What an ingenious device
Boredom encompasses my time
I don't know what I should do

Indulging a moment of your time
Seldom the breeder of lies
But you won't believe that it's...

263 песни

Over The Falls



They broke out in laughter again
His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in
And he stood by and waited to be called
The talk was of times that'd gone by
And the quantity and quality of...

263 песни

Shake Hands With Beef


There's a time for lies...
And a time for truth...
I say, eye for an eye...
Eye for a tooth...

When I roamed young...
I'd scavenge around...
Every nook and cranny...
Of our little town...
...

263 песни

Coattails Of A Dead Man



He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame
But it all came around just the same
He then met a girl with desire in her eye
He gave her love, she took his name

The times they were good, the times t...

263 песни

Mr. Knowitall



They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise.
I will not be told what to do.
I shall not step aside.
They call me Mr. Knowitall
I have no time to waste.
My mouth it spews pure inte...

263 песни

John The Fisherman



When he was young
you'd not find him doing well in school.
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmer's daughters.
Alienated f...

263 песни

Too many puppies



Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled
so that we may maintain our oil fields.

Too many puppies...

263 песни

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver



Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocep...

263 песни

Tommy the cat


"I remember as if it were a meal ago"

Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever
foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its de...

263 песни

История в фотографиях (22)

132

Сегодня мы Вам покажем шины с подсветкой, разработанные Goodyear в 1961 году. Очередь из 30.000 человек в первый российский Макдональдс. Особняк в Амитивилле в котором живет приведение....

История в фотографиях (21)

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В этой подборке мы увидим обувь римского легионера, островок старой Москвы, 1970 год. Пистолет-кастет, 1890-е....