Shake Hands With Beef
There's a time for lies...
And a time for truth...
I say, eye for an eye...
Eye for a tooth...
When I roamed young...
I'd scavenge around...
Every nook and cranny...
Of our little town...
...
There's a time for lies...
And a time for truth...
I say, eye for an eye...
Eye for a tooth...
When I roamed young...
I'd scavenge around...
Every nook and cranny...
Of our little town...
...
Quite a surprise
What an ingenious device
Boredom encompasses my time
I don't know what I should do
Indulging a moment of your time
Seldom the breeder of lies
But you won't believe that it's...
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou wit...
Hello Mr. Krinkle how are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry
Say there Mr. Krinkle
let's cruise the Bastard boat
...
I've been to hell. I spell it...
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there
knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited
and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers
...
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue...
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled
so that we may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies...
Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocep...
When he was young
you'd not find him doing well in school.
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmer's daughters.
Alienated f...
yeah
yeah
i am the plan
i am the man
who tells you what, and when you can
i am the old one that torments you
i am the voice that tells you too
(chorus)
don't get caught with you finger...
There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene.
He's one mellow ass son of a bitch-a.
He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd.
He's one healthy ass sone of a bitch-a.
But late at nigh...
The Earth it did crack open on the day that I was born
and a thousand merry pranksters
came dancin' through the storm.
I lay cradle bound a howlin' out my mind not knowin'
years to come I'...
Part I - BLINDED BY THE SUN
Bring me back again,
I'd really rather not be out here on my own.
Someone reel me in,
I'm drifting ever farther from my home.
I remember when I was a baby
...
Slice me up a big slab
Of that sympathetic cheer
If im zapped with radiation
They say i'll last another year
Line 'em up now
To Greet The Sacred Cow
My hands are full of protein
My arms a...
He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame
But it all came around just the same
He then met a girl with desire in her eye
He gave her love, she took his name
The times they were good, the times the...
I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog
I drink Campari with marinated wild hog
I've no sense; I lick electric fence
I put barbwire in my pants and do a filthy dance
But when I can, I am a givin' ma...
Bodacious am a whole lotta' bull
over nineteen hundred pounds.
He's born in Galry, Oklahoma
and he's the baddest sonsabitch around
if a Burma bull ever were a super star
then Bodacious j...
I been fightin' gravity since I was two.
Questers of the prize blind men int he snow.
Some streak the skies I choose to go below.
Skin moves towards malignant worshipping the sun.
They ...
The best of times, the worst of times,
the times you can't ignore.
Sometimes you bite the bullet and flip flop on the floor.
They tell you where to go, and they tell you what to do.
They ...
Military show is Blastin' off to Kosovo.
Military show with lightning speed.
Sensitivity? Oh, just a rusty nail in the corporate show.
How many stabs before we bleed?
Those Pinocchios ch...
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