Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen!



Chorus:

200 motels



Theodore Bikel:

200 motels . . . Life on the road!



Theodore Bikel:

Ladies and gentlemen! and here is . . .



Chorus:

Who?



Theodore Bikel:

Larry the dwarf!

Larry likes to dress up funny

Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa

Let's ask him "What's the deal?"



Say!