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Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop

Cobwoman of substance
Bring me a cheese scone,
Filled with yummy entrails,
Let me dvour your ice cream buns.
Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear,
Pork pies filled with Roy Kinnear,
Annie L...

41 песни

Betty Ford’s Clinic

It's that time of year,
It's time to go abroad,
It's time to go on holiday,
And visit Betty Ford's.
Get some beers right down my neck,
I'm gonna get right out of my head,
I can't hel...

41 песни

Weebles Wobble But They Don’t Fall Down

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Weebles are around,
Don't fall down
Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Don't fall down.
...

41 песни

Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom

When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch,
You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch,
His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes,
Other forms of life are things he does despise.
...

41 песни

Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowley once challen...

41 песни

Sheepdip

All year long we get a rough deal,
Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields,
Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be
Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey.
Baaaa
Lrry Lamb is God,
...

41 песни

Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades

General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and
cress sandwiches, none of which make the blindest bit of difference, 'cos you
can't understand a bloody word of it anywa...

41 песни

Satan’s Trampoline

Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been on S...

41 песни

Rad Dude

Don't talk to me about your scene,
And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams,
You've got a board and a baseball hat,
Don't fill me with your right on crap.
So you've got a board - Rad Du...

41 песни

Lancer With Your Zancer

When King Arthur sat down,
On the river bank,
He had a mighty vision,
It really was quite wank.
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, Arthur,
Come over here,
Take thi sword,
Now fuck off...

41 песни

Kids In America

looking out a dirty old window
down below the cars in the city go rushing by
I sit here alone and I wonder why

Friday night and everyoneґs moving
I can feel the heat but itґs shooting ...

41 песни

Judgement Day (Assume The Position)

My boss at work,
Is such a twat,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really sore.
Ooh he spank...

41 песни

Icky Ficky

One, two, three, four.
My name's Mr. Normaltyon,
I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke,
My life's mundane, I hate my job,
My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob.
I don't go icky ficky,
I don...

41 песни

Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob

Too much too high
You smoke, you die
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob,
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
You're in big troud now, ...

41 песни

F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby)

Is that your gut?
Or the front of a bus?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You look like a baloon,
'Cos you're so full of lard,
It's good for none of our health.
You fat bastard
...

41 песни

Dodo Doe

Who cares, if it's fiction of fact?
The editorial management, they know where it's at,
Power to crush, power to praise,
They are lost in a dimwitted daze,
Originallity really sucks, don't ...

41 песни

Maim Mower, Maim

Big
Green
Hungry
Mean
Maim mower, maim
Inyour garden on your lawn,
With your mower,
Bobbing along doing jobs,
Thinking life's just fine,
Youbend down, the mower frowns,
Y...

41 песни

Kids In America

[Kim Wilde]



Looking out a dirty old window.

Down below the cars in the city go rushing by.

I sit here alone and I wonder why.



Friday night and everyone's moving.<...

Lawnmower Deth 41 песни

Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades

General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like, and egg and

cress sandwiches, none of which make the blindest bit of difference, 'cos you

can't understand a bloody word of it...

Lawnmower Deth 41 песни

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