Maim Mower, Maim
Big
Green
Hungry
Mean
Maim mower, maim
Inyour garden on your lawn,
With your mower,
Bobbing along doing jobs,
Thinking life's just fine,
Youbend d...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch,
You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch,
His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes,
Other forms of life are things he does d...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Rad Dude
Don't talk to me about your scene,
And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams,
You've got a board and a baseball hat,
Don't fill me with your right on crap.
So you've got a bo...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix)
Enter the church,
See the death,
Hear the lawnmower,
On Satan's breath.
CHORUS:
Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
Rape the virgin,
Blades destroy ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob
Too much too high
You smoke, you die
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob,
Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,
You're in ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Sheepdip
All year long we get a rough deal,
Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields,
Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be
Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey.
Baaaa
Lrry ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Icky Ficky
One, two, three, four.
My name's Mr. Normaltyon,
I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke,
My life's mundane, I hate my job,
My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob.
I don't go icky ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Lancer With Your Zancer
When King Arthur sat down,
On the river bank,
He had a mighty vision,
It really was quite wank.
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, Arthur,
Come over here,
Take thi s...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Satans Trampoline
Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall
Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,
Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace,
Pointy sticks - they make him mad,
'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.
Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall
Crowl...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Judgement Day (Assume The Position)
My boss at work,
Is such a twat,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really ...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby)
Is that your gut?
Or the front of a bus?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You look like a baloon,
'Cos you're so full of lard,
It's good for none of our health.
Y...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Dodo Doe
Who cares, if it's fiction of fact?
The editorial management, they know where it's at,
Power to crush, power to praise,
They are lost in a dimwitted daze,
Originallity really s...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Did You Spill My Pint?
Stood next to me,
The first degree,
I saw the fall,
And hit the floor.
Did you spill my pint?
I've got no beer,
It means I'm queer,
I'll start a fight,
...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop
Cobwoman of substance
Bring me a cheese scone,
Filled with yummy entrails,
Let me dvour your ice cream buns.
Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear,
Pork pies filled with Roy Kinn...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Betty Fords Clinic
It's that time of year,
It's time to go abroad,
It's time to go on holiday,
And visit Betty Ford's.
Get some beers right down my neck,
I'm gonna get right out of my head,...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Weebles Wobble But They Dont Fall Down
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Weebles are around,
Don't fall down
Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,
Don't f...
Lawnmower Deth
41 песни
Satans Trampoline
Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd ...
41 песни
Did You Spill My Pint?
Stood next to me,
The first degree,
I saw the fall,
And hit the floor.
Did you spill my pint?
I've got no beer,
It means I'm queer,
I'll start a fight,
...
41 песни
Betty Fords Clinic
It's that time of year,
It's time to go abroad,
It's time to go on holiday,
And visit Betty Ford's.
Get some beers right down my neck,
I'm gonna get right out of my head,...
41 песни
Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками
23
Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...
Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют
83
Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...
Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие
115
Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...
Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы
219
Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...
Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих
541
Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...
Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие
165
Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....