Eat, sleep and crap

For to prey on your needs

Down a dark street

In backwater Leeds

I seen yer comin?

Come in, lads!

You seen the ad?

Too bad, bad, bad



What you get

Is what you see

It?s a trickledown theory

And it?s coming to me

Life?s a whip-round

And I?ve got the whip

It?s a sinking ship

Drip, drip, drip



Drip, drip, drip goes the water



Take me in

Throw me out

Put me up

Let me down



Dark, satanic

Run-of-the-mill

Sing us a song

And I?ll send you the bill

My nicotine grip

My smokin? gun

It?s how I get my fun

Better run, run, run



Your olfactory nerves

All up the spout

You can?t smell a rat

When your rose is out

Rent-to-kill

By any other name

Kiss an old flame

Shame, shame, shame



Drip, drip, drip goes the water



Take me in

Throw me out

Put me up

Let me down