Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Ed Mann (percussion)

David Ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

David Logeman (drums)

Craig Steward (harmonica)

Jimmy Carl Black (vocals)

Ahmet Zappa (vocals)

Moon Zappa (vocals)

You took a chance

On Jumbo's love

If only she woulda

Gave you the shove

That might have sent you

On your way

But it's too late now

You got a letter today...

Life and love

Has left you shafted

And of on top of that

You just got drafted