I spent all my money on drugs, and couldn't afford to fly

I took a greyhound bus, you and your brat sat next to me

It wouldn't shut up, so I lit it on fire

For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up



I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE



You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning

You realized it was yuor baby, and I started to laugh

You asked the driver to pull over, but he laughed at you too

You yelled at me so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid