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Picnic Of Love


I want to go by the river

And put a blanket on the grass

I'll pour my heart and soul

Into your wine glass



I'll kiss you for an appetizer

And love you for the meal

Then I...

133 песни

Tom Arnold


TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

...

133 песни

The Word Homophobic Is Gay


I'm not afraid of faggots

But I like making fun of them

It was made-up by some P.C. faggot

To make fag haters look stupid



Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth

Is a pathetic attemp...

133 песни

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome


he didn't want to pay for that brat

so he shot that fucking kid up with a.i.d.s.

that retard thought no one would find out

but everyone knew he worked at a hospital

now he's getting ...

133 песни

Technology's Gay


HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...

TECHNOLOGY'S GAY

I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AN...

133 песни

Sweatshops Are Cool


YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE

YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT

YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME



SWEA...

133 песни

Steroids Guy


[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:]



his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger

his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller
...

133 песни

Saving Ourselves For Marriage


I saw your deep blue eyes from afar

I saw you at the church bazaar

I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother

And I asked her to introduce us to each other



I asked you to...

133 песни

Rich Goyette Is Gay


if you think you'll get christine back, there's something wrong with you

she left you for ben tober, and he's a fucking jew



[chorus:]

rich goyette is gay [x4]

...

133 песни

Reni Auberjonois


[chorus:]

rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]



you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suck



[chorus]



you were in police academy 5,...

133 песни

Recycling Is Gay


YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT

WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY

I'LL NEVER RECYCLE

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY



RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GAY

RECYCLING IS GA...

133 песни

Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds


....



[chorus:]

hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gay

i'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,today



i'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burger on your...

133 песни

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak


[chorus:]

jeanine jizm is a freak



Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics

from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barr...

133 песни

Just The Two Of Us


JUST THE TWO OF US

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I



JUST THE TWO OF US

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I

...

133 песни

Kill Women


kill women - die

kill women - die

kill women - die

bitch



[repeat]
...

133 песни

Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail


I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAIL

BUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU ARE

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT

AND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHING



I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'R...

133 песни

Metamorphosis


you both wear glasses,you both have bad teeth

you both have bad dandruff,good fucking grief
...

133 песни

Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt


you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up

you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die

you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick

you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hear...

133 песни

Obviously Adopted


You P.C. fucking faggot

You're trying to win an oscar for adoption

I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife

Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen



[Chorus:]

Obvio...

133 песни

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

115

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Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....