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Narrator:



The adventures of GREGGERY PECCARY!



Greggery:



Oh, here comes GREGGERY,

Little GREGGERY PECCARY

The nocturnal gregarious

Wild swine . . .



Narrator:



A peccary is a little pig with a white collar that usually hangs around between Texas and Paraguay, sometimes ranging as far west as Catalina



Greggery:



Catalina, Catalina, Catalina!



Narrator:



This particular peccary is part of that bold . . .



Greggery:



Bold . . .



Narrator:



New . . .



Greggery:



New . . .



Narrator:



Breed . . .



Greggery:



Breeding . . .



Narrator:



That distinguishes itself by markings which resemble a WIDE TIE directly below the white collar



Greggery:



If it's wide enough

Everyone will know

That the tie I'm wearing

Is a symbol

Of how nimble my mind will know

Ooh-ooh!



Narrator:



(Swank suave!)



Greggery:



Hoon-hoon hoonna-han

Hoonna hoonna



Narrator:



Look out!

Here he comes again!



Greggery:



Oh here comes GREGGERY PECCARY



Yes it's cravy, cravy, yeah . . .



Hoonna-han

Hoonna-han



Narrator:



Every morning, GREGGERY drives his little red Volkswagen to the ugly part of town where they keep the Government Buildings.-aca