Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta t...
A is for apple
B is for balloons
C is for crayons
D is for drum
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mot...
Why try? I'm that guy
Holden caulfield from catcher in the rye
Put away ��cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much ...
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My ...
I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a merle haggard concert
That night I strolled on into uncle limpy's hump palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had c...
Yo bloodhound gang and rob van winkle together on this track
Stop as we drop this bomb
Blow up this place like another vietnam
Heavy like a tyson blow to the dome
Back up son give me room give m...
Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune
Knock knock mr. rogers it's mr. mcfeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well mr. mcfeelie if th...
You came twice last year like a sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing god
Cause girl I'll get you panting like yo...
Do you still go to raves?
Do you think that christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a purple haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you h...
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
H...
I'm jimmy pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn...
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand
That a-hole bands have a-hole fans
Bloodhound's the name and the gang's to blame
Like chan n' chin the siamese twins it's one in the same
So f...
If your ass is a chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend jerry vandergrift kissed me in home ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I sai...
This beat is my recital
I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
It's tricky tricky yo here we go
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tri...
Bloodhounds shall cruise rendevous
Break curfew new trip ensues
You never know bloodhounds just go
Pack backpack up for down the road
No change of clothes but change for tolls
Pack of no-doz rolo...
Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misle...
Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are
You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far
And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo
And it's a very brief descripti...
I get bombed much like pearl harbor
The price is white right and I'm bob barker
This is your brain on drugs
This is your brain on jackie onassis
All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses
Yes...
Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it's a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ...
Step back cause the bass is fuzzin'
Bloodhound gang bangs more than the dirty dozen
Alley oop here comes the slam I know where I stand
I'm feelin' like anthrax cause you know o'm the man
Yea I...
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