My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn'...
Times new roman you know the type
Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wa...
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I
strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a
while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-f...
The Blood Hounds records called One Fierce Beer Coaster
And on the front of the record theres a picture of a beer coaster
So the record looks like a beer coaster
HO HO HO HO
Th...
ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN'
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O' POT2MUS<...
Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)
Knock knock Mr. Rog...
Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
I wa...
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Bur...
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knucklehea...
Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina
...
David look at yourself woops I forgot
You cant see because your eye is not
All in proportion it faces the left side
Comin from the doctor sayin you need a glass eye
Oh wait dud...
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads?
Who's the k...
Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune (Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke) Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie I...
Coincide Subdivide, technical wars
Formulate Calculate industries whores
Little faults in the system
Always reducing men to their ranks in a time of no choosing
Balance is gone...
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said sir you're misled sir wh...
Haha
Well now we call this the act of mating but...
There are several other very important differences
Between human beings and anmials you should know about
I'd app...
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
...
Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)
Knock k...
Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World<...
Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...
Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...
Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...
Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...
Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...
Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....
