your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid
your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays
[chorus:]
you look adopted [x4]
you hate fa...
you look divorced [x2]
you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony
payments
you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pisse...
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook
you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook
your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook
you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook
...
you fucking fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier ass
[chorus:]
you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the big...
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
...
you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
you wear a beret and you sell colonge
you wear colonge but you still smell bad
you smell like shit from all the men that you've had
...
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.
Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hear...
clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands
[chorus:]
your kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi! [x4]
multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v.
[chorus (x2)]
...
Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddy was the cutest guy you ever seen
You went backstage and got fucked in the ass
You took an HIV test
A few years ago i snuch F. Mercury into your son's room
I gave him anasthesia so he'd never remember getting raped
You spent your life savings putting your kid trough college
Then...
Jim Howell beat his wife so his brother-in-law fired him
We were trying to think of the way we could help him out
I saw you wearing a 311 t shirt and reading french poetry
To your...
Ska is gay, reggae is gay
You're fucking gay and you're not punk
You say you hate corporations, but you were on NBC
London's Calling and they're calling you gay
RAN...
THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI
I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD
AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS
I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING
YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF...
You think you have a lot of male friends - you don't
You think guys care when they ask for your opinion - they don't
You think your best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to fuck you - he ...
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay
Your father is the 4th worst songwriter
after Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were ...
As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky
It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye
I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love
Our love w...
Rape!
Rape!
Rape!
Rape!
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr
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Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle
He's also a fucking midget
You're not fucking black,...
I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to kno...
I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song
I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along
I'm only a simple man; I never made much money
But I've go...
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