Steroids Guy
[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:]
his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger
his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller
...
133 песни
Sweatshops Are Cool
YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFE
YOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOAT
YOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
FOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOME
SWEA...
133 песни
Technology's Gay
HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AN...
133 песни
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
he didn't want to pay for that brat
so he shot that fucking kid up with a.i.d.s.
that retard thought no one would find out
but everyone knew he worked at a hospital
now he's getting ...
133 песни
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
I'm not afraid of faggots
But I like making fun of them
It was made-up by some P.C. faggot
To make fag haters look stupid
Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth
Is a pathetic attemp...
133 песни
Valujet
you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch
[chorus:]
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valuje...
133 песни
Van Full Of Retards
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF
YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES ...
133 песни
Waterfall Wishes
When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes
Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide
With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand
Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ?...
133 песни
You Are A Good Food Critic
your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
you're a food critic and you're fucking gay
you have more hair on your face than you have on your head
pretty soon you'll have a.i.d....
133 песни
You Are An Interior Decorator
faggot [x4]
you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink
you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall
interior decor...
133 песни
You Are An Orphan
too bad your mother never learned to drive
maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive
now they're dead,and your sister too
now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you
yo...
133 песни
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again
You heard all kikes have to get circumcized
You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick
...
133 песни
You Drive An Iroc
you're from the north end-wop
you're from revere beach-wop
you can't have a barbeque-wop
the spaghetti always falls through-wop
[chorus:]
you drive an el camino,your hero's ...
133 песни
You Fucking Break
you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate
and hair just like gene shalit-shalit
i wan't to hit you with a mallet
your teeth are parted to the side-side
you've got a lazy eye-eye
w...
133 песни
You Go To Art School
your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret
you go to art school because you're fucking gay
are you in college or 13th grade
think of all the money your parents could have save...
133 песни
You Got Date Raped
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck
[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]
you whined to t...
133 песни
You Have Goals
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car
[chorus:]
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2]
you wan...
133 песни
You Keep A Diary
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE
...
133 песни
You Live In A Houseboat
you live in a houseboat
you're so poor it barely floats
you live in a houseboat
you're white trash you're fucking broke
you live in a houseboat
trailer park thinks you're a joke
...
133 песни
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