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The Word Homophobic Is Gay


I'm not afraid of faggots

But I like making fun of them

It was made-up by some P.C. faggot

To make fag haters look stupid



Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth

Is a pathetic attemp...

133 песни

Tom Arnold


TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

TOM ARNOLD

...

133 песни

You Have Goals


you want to go to school

you want a good job

you want to get married

you want to own a car



[chorus:]

you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2]



you wan...

133 песни

Your Kid Is Deformed


clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands



[chorus:]

your kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi! [x4]



multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v.



[chorus (x2)]

...

133 песни

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck


Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.



Your, father is the fourth worst singer

After Springsteen, Seger and Petty

You were sick of hear...

133 песни

You Sell Cologne


you have a mustache,you called me on the phone

you wear a beret and you sell colonge

you wear colonge but you still smell bad

you smell like shit from all the men that you've had



...

133 песни

You Rollerblading Faggot


YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT

...

133 песни

You Play On A Softball Team


you fucking fag

you have a mustache

you hang around with men

and stare at thier ass



[chorus:]

you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the big...

133 песни

You Own A Store


hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook

you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook

your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook

you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook

...

133 песни

You Look Divorced


you look divorced [x2]



you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony

payments

you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pisse...

133 песни

You Look Adopted


your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid

your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays



[chorus:]

you look adopted [x4]



you hate fa...

133 песни

You Live In A Houseboat


you live in a houseboat

you're so poor it barely floats

you live in a houseboat

you're white trash you're fucking broke

you live in a houseboat

trailer park thinks you're a joke
...

133 песни

You Keep A Diary


YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT

YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU



YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY



YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE

...

133 песни

Van Full Of Retards


VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF



YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE

IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS

YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED

OF THEMSELVES ...

133 песни

Waterfall Wishes


When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes

Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide

With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand

Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ?...

133 песни

You Are A Good Food Critic


your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay

you're a food critic and you're fucking gay

you have more hair on your face than you have on your head

pretty soon you'll have a.i.d....

133 песни

You Are An Interior Decorator


faggot [x4]



you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink

you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall



interior decor...

133 песни

You Are An Orphan


too bad your mother never learned to drive

maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive

now they're dead,and your sister too

now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you



yo...

133 песни

You Fucking Break


you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate

and hair just like gene shalit-shalit

i wan't to hit you with a mallet

your teeth are parted to the side-side

you've got a lazy eye-eye

w...

133 песни

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