"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow...
Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause th...
"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
[Sou...
"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."
[Lecturing]
"Zinc is by far the best element."
"I also like plutonium."
"It's just fun to say."
"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."
[Lecturing]
[Writing on chalk board]
"Juan es muy guapo."
[Door opens, walking towards her]
...
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcomin...
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my ...
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice littl...
[Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear
some spirit!"
[Performing cheer]
Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'ca...
[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.
[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today?
[Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I w...
J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"
Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot."
[While jumping up and down on diving board]
J.N.: "Can opener!"
[Big splash]
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts ...
Talking quietly]
M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one
tommorrow. This sucks!"
M1: "And it counts for 80 p...
Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my banan...
Baby,baby,baby i wanna stew your tomato
Baby,baby,baby i wanna french fry your potato
Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes
Why don't you peel my banana like a pack of wild...
Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some...
Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some ...
Arsenio (chris rock):
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.
Jp:
Yeah, i hear that, arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!
(music starts playing)
...
I wanna make you smile
Whenever you're sad;
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad.
All I wanna do
Is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine
W...
I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,
I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,
I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
I Felt...
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