Voodoo
Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man
Keep it down for goodness sake
It's way too early in the morning
Can't you please use your wooden rake?
You choose to ignore I
Eve...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
What The Hell Happened To Me
Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record
and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you.
I used to ride my big...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
[Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?"
[Excited Southe...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
The Respect Chant
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
So when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a n...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Mr Bake O
Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors, uh huh
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nice guy
He always got the jumper cable, ...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Time to take out those menorahs!
Put on your yamaca
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one ...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Hanukkah Song Part One
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you f...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Do It for Your Mama
Jabba waka ding dong,
slip slap sleet.
Dip stick patty wack,
peepee googa-lee gee.
Polly wally sling slang,
scooy dibbely doo.
A wing wong ping pong
king kong...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Mr Spindels Phone Call
I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
That my friend overnight-mailed to me
I'm fuckin' waste...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Hanukkah Song Part Two
Put on your yamaca
It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukka is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Hanukkah
I wanna make you smile
Whenever you're sad
Carry you around
When your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is
Grow old with you.
I'll get you medicine
When your tu...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."
[Kids getting on the bus]
"How are ya, Bryan?"
"Good morning, Lisa."
"Good to see ya, Tommy!"
"Hey...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Oh Mom
[Silverware clicking]
M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"
F1: "Here you go"
M1: "Thanks"
Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm
gonna...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Read Hooded Sweatshirt
My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would sh...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Right Field
Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're
behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah!
Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Somebody Kill Me
you don't know how much I need you
while your near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you feel it to.
But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke,
and when i t...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Steve Polychronopolous
- "Polychronopolous"
I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pul...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Sweat Beatrice
Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store,
Be back at quarter to four"
"Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer"...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Sweet Beatrice
Hangin' with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store,"
Be back at quarter to four
"Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer"
...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
Teenage Love On The Phone
Richie: "So ya doin' good?"
Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad'...
Sandler Adam
295 песни
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