Respect
Respect
Respect
You gotta show the fucking respect
[Repeat Over And Over...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Right Field
Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're
behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah!
Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Santa Song
So many presents,
So little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos i tried to drown my sister and i pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Adam Sandler
295 песни
She Comes Home To Me
Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid whore
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Somebody Kill Me
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
When we kiss I know you need me too
Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true
B...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Somebody Kill Me Please
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true
...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Steve Polychronopolous
I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Sun Tan Lotion Song
Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me
You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee
Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It
Will Ya!
Ultraviolet Rays Bad, Lotion Good
Smiley...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Sweat Beatrice
Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store,
Be back at quarter to four"
"Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer"...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Sweet Beatrice
Hangin' with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store,"
Be back at quarter to four
"Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer"
...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
Teenage Love On The Phone
Richie: "So ya doin' good?"
Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad'...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Adventures Of The Cow
And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver."
[Kids getting on the bus]
"How are ya, Bryan?"
"Good morning, Lisa."
"Good to see ya, Tommy!"
"Hey,...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Janitor
"and now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While i sing this song
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By
And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
[Soun...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher."
[Lecturing]
"Zinc is by far the best element."
"I also like plutonium."
"It's just fun to say."
...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."
[Lecturing]
[Writing on chalk board]
"Juan es muy guapo."
[Door opens, walking towards her]
<...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my h...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
The Chanuka Song
Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice little...
Adam Sandler
295 песни
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