The Beating Of A High School Janitor
"and now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."



[mopping sounds]

Mop, mop, mop

All day long

Mop, mop, mop

While i sing this song



[sound of someone walking towards him]

Gonna wax the floor

Gonna make it shine

Gonna take of the spray paint

With turpentine



"hey! don't walk there! i just mopped!"

[person walking quickly towards him]

[beating sounds]

"hey!"

[beating sounds]

"get offa me!"

[beating sounds]

"that's my bucket!"

[beating sounds]

"let go of my side burns!"

[beating sounds]

[sound of falling down into glass]