Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray White (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob Harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve Vai (guitar)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass)

Ed Mann (percussion)

David Ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)

Motorhead Sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

David Logeman (drums)

Craig Steward (harmonica)

Jimmy Carl Black (vocals)

Ahmet Zappa (vocals)

Moon Zappa (vocals)

Registered mail...special delivery

OH NO

You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy

OH NO

I know you're in there, ya little sumbitch

OH NO

Goddam little communist...

(weep, weep, weep)

I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

I don't wanna get drafted

PHOOEY!

I don't wanna get drafted

I don't wanna go

I don't wanna get drafted

NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH...

Roller skates 'n disco

It's a lot of fun

I'm too young 'n stupid

To operate a gun

LaCelia Jackson! Come on down!

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!

You're the next contestants on

SOOOOO WHAT!

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

And, but, also...

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

A new car!

I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED

But that's not all...

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted

She don't wanna go

My sister don't wanna get drafted

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted

She don't wanna go

My sister don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly

They're dirty and they're cold

I don't want nobody

To shoot me in the fox hole...fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole

"Leave my nose alone, please..."