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The Hypnotist

Performed by adam sandler and kevin

Transcribed by big brother.

[typing sounds]
Dr. stewart: hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.
Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps.
Dr. st...

295 песни

Joining The Cult

Performed by adam sandler and allen

Transcribed by big brother.

[sounds of basketball being shot around]
Sandler: hey man, I'm joining a religious cult.
Allen: now, that's ridiculous.

295 песни

The Adventures of The Cow

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi

Transcribed by a fan

And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch

[baseball sounds and cow...

295 песни

What The Hell Happened to Me?

Performed by adam sandler

Transcribed by drkxpacdx.

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little didd...

295 песни

Memory Lane

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen

Transcribed by a fan

M1: hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun
[all agree]
M2: whoa,do you smell that...

295 песни

Steve Polychronopolous

Performed by adam sandler

- polychronopolous

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts...

295 песни

Crazy Love

Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente

Transcribed by the brave raven.

Adam: you don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
Lisa: and you don't...

295 песни

The Chanuka Song

Performed by adam sandler

This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of christmas songs out there and uhh..
Not too many chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for all those nice littl...

295 песни

Dip Doodle

Performed by adam sandler

Transcribed by the brave raven.

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo
Wing wong ping...

295 песни

Ode to My Car

Performed by adam sandler

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'cause the shocks are fuck...

295 песни

Do It for Your Mama

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, jon, katie, and brooks arthur

J.n.: I can make a bigger splash than you!
Jimmy: oh yeah, give it a shot.

[while jumping up and down on diving board]

295 песни

The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal

Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?


295 песни

The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman

Performed by adam sandler and tara

Transcribed by big brother.

[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.

Girl: you wan...

295 песни

I'm So Wasted

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider

[sound of crickets. guy walks across grass]
Joe: hey pal! how ya doin?
M2: I'm so wasted, man.
Joe: yeah, you are, oh ho ho!
M2: thanks man.

295 песни

Teenage Love on The Phone

Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

Richie: so ya doin' good?
Samantha: ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?
Richie: how good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.
Samantha: ohhh, ri...

295 песни

The Longest Pee

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider

[line of people talking]
Hey man, let me in there first
-go ahead man, take it easy
Thanks, I really gotta pee

[open door, close door]
[unzip pa...

295 песни

The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler

They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! all right..
This is uhh, this is the thanksgiving song
I hope you enjoy it.

[starts playing]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

Shout from crowd: ...

295 песни

Assistant Principal's Big Day

Performed by adam sandler

[speaking through a microphone]
Good morning students and faculty, if I could have your attention please. as you may, or may not know, principal cambell will not be her...

295 песни

The Beating of a High School Bus Driver

Performed by adam sandler

And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver.

[kids getting on the bus]
How are ya, bryan?
Good morning, lisa.
Good to see ya, tommy!
Hey, good morning...

295 песни

Toll Booth Willie

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, tim meadows, david spade, steve koren, tim herlihy, and margaret ruden

[car approaches]
Toll booth willie: welcome to worchester. dollar twenty-five ple...

295 песни

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