Bad Dog
Puppy eyes puppy eyes tearing claws spitting pride

Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Roll over!

Pretty please pretty play chase away chase away

Nasty nasty snapping nasty biting spitting nasty nasty

Hammer hammer teeth nails sit sit sit sit

Bitch won't beg bitch can't lick bitch can't do those clever tricks

Heel fetch run lie nasty nasty snapping nasty

See these eyes puppy eyes roll over and die die

Bad dog you bad dog you bad dog you bad dog

Playful dog with trouble and spice nasty nice nasty nice

Slip the lead fight fight my bark is softer than my bite

Roll over roll over mock each chewing spewing mouthful

Hammer hammer teeth nails bad dog bad dog

Good girl pat pat bad dog smack smack

Here's a bitch who'll give it back snap snap snap snap

Puppy eyes will start to play this nasty dog will have it's day

This is heaven

This is hell

This is living

This is tale to tell

This is drive wheel

This is cog

This is master

This is snarling dog

This is hammer

This is spanner

This is no sir

This is table manners

This is history

This is how it's been

This is over and over and over and over again